funny things kids say

i made peanut butter and jam thumbprint cookeis today. audrey tried one, and the following is her conversation with jacob concerning the cookie-

audrey: "i can't eat the cookie, daddy."

jacob: "why not?"

audrey: "because it's too far."

jacob: "too far? why is it too far?"

audrey: "because it's a circle."

i had to go into the other room so i could lie down from laughing:)

second funny conversation-

i was giving audrey a manicure in our room with the door closed. sammy, apparently, was wandering around the house looking for me, saying "mommy...mommy." the following is a conversation between jacob and sammy-

sammy: "moommmmmyyy, mooommmmmy."

jacob: "sammy, mommy is helping audrey right now. can i help you?"

sammy: "yes"

jacob: "what do you need?"

sammy: "mommy."